Narnia Tip Sketch

Scene: A newspaper reporter is interviewing the Mayor of a City, in his office.

Characters: Reporter and The Mayor

Dialog:-

**Reporter holds a tape recorder by his mouth**

Reporter: So, Mr Mayor, id just like to say Congratulations on your re-election. My first question for you is, Why do you think the local people re-elected you over the other respected candidates?

Mayor: Well, as an important figure head of the local community, I've always tried to help those that need help. I think people responded to my work within the local schools and my dedication to helping old people. Also i think the solution to the Waste disposal problem encountered by the local council was the deciding factor.

Reporter: Yes, Could you elaborate on how you found a solution to the problem?

Mayor: With all Due respect, i think some things should stay out of the media.

**Camera cuts to a vision of Narnia, the once lush and breath taking views vanished had beneath piles of festering rubbish. It shows Mr. Tumnus standing on a mound of rubbish with a tear in his eye**

The Dapper Don

ain't no meatloaf between these buns

This ones pretty self explanatory

The Bizz signs (this guy has gotten so big for his boots, hes lost his soul(s)) 

The Stat signs (my favourite to win) 

This Contract means if either fighter backs down from the challenge, Sam Porksmen has first dibs on their Dirt Holes. 

The Deal is Inked for the biggest Clash in NWA:TS History, The Vital Statistic vs The Hexx at The Big Energy Bash December 22nd 

Splendid Promo

On the First Day, God created Light
On the Second Day, God created Darkness
On the Third to Sixth Days God created some other stuff, including Solero’s, Magnums, Mini Milks and a Feast
Yet on the Seventh Day, he did not rest, he created Team Splendid:

Gareth Moran was created as an Avatar of Anger
Phill Spicer was created as an Avatar of Beauty
Chris Bate was created as an Avatar of Poetry
Blair Frame was created as an Avatar of the Bizarre
Dominic Tibbetts was created as an Avatar of Strength
And Sam Porksmen was created as an Avatar of, well you get the idea.

Team Splendid, coming to Birmingham on 22nd of December.

uninspired

Past couple of days I've been feeling abit strange, probably the whole winter thing.
Shout-out to those who slapped me out of it!

IM READY TO ROCK AGAIN!

(Not like anyone will read this)

pixal stuff