The Greatest Heel in Wrestling history
This is a little ditty I heard back when I was working as a stage hand on the WWF wrestling circuit.
I was working backstage one night after another successful Friday Night Raw Show, when I got talking to a guy who dealt with the most famous wrestlers in the company.
He told me an interesting story about the most hated heel in wrestling history, namely Triple H.
Enjoy.
The Greatest Heel
Back in the heyday of wrestling a young man had a dream, a dream to be a hero of boys and men all across America, his name was Gary Helmsley. He was a young man with a burning ambition to make himself the greatest of all time. At the start of his career he worked the lesser known federations, like Alaskan Super Street Wrestling: International Power Extravaganza (ASSW:IPE).
Gary was attracting big attention from the major players in the wrestling scene but he had yet to have a successful gimmick. Unbeknownst to the general public Gary had a secret he wanted to stay out of the public eye. Gary was a necrophiliac, who had been prowling the local areas of where ever the show was that night. When ever he got the whiff of dead human flesh in his nostrils he became a crazed corpse craving maniac, craving the sweet sweet flesh of the deceased, male or female.
Well anyway, One night an accident happened at the ASSWIPE Mainevent, 'Crackdown' where one of the lesser known wrestlers on the card was pronounced dead due to an accident with a cheese sandwich. A Funeral car arrived to take the body away to the local parlour, but the car had broken down in the parking lot of the gymnasium where the event was being held, whether the car broke down of its own accord or it was the work of human hand has never been found out, but the strange thing that happened on this night is when the hearse was checked to see if the corpse was still safe from the elements, Our Hero was found beating his meat all over the cold body of the dead wrestler.
This is how he got the name we know him by now
HUNT-A-HEARSE HELMSLEY
I was working backstage one night after another successful Friday Night Raw Show, when I got talking to a guy who dealt with the most famous wrestlers in the company.
He told me an interesting story about the most hated heel in wrestling history, namely Triple H.
Enjoy.
The Greatest Heel
Back in the heyday of wrestling a young man had a dream, a dream to be a hero of boys and men all across America, his name was Gary Helmsley. He was a young man with a burning ambition to make himself the greatest of all time. At the start of his career he worked the lesser known federations, like Alaskan Super Street Wrestling: International Power Extravaganza (ASSW:IPE).
Gary was attracting big attention from the major players in the wrestling scene but he had yet to have a successful gimmick. Unbeknownst to the general public Gary had a secret he wanted to stay out of the public eye. Gary was a necrophiliac, who had been prowling the local areas of where ever the show was that night. When ever he got the whiff of dead human flesh in his nostrils he became a crazed corpse craving maniac, craving the sweet sweet flesh of the deceased, male or female.
Well anyway, One night an accident happened at the ASSWIPE Mainevent, 'Crackdown' where one of the lesser known wrestlers on the card was pronounced dead due to an accident with a cheese sandwich. A Funeral car arrived to take the body away to the local parlour, but the car had broken down in the parking lot of the gymnasium where the event was being held, whether the car broke down of its own accord or it was the work of human hand has never been found out, but the strange thing that happened on this night is when the hearse was checked to see if the corpse was still safe from the elements, Our Hero was found beating his meat all over the cold body of the dead wrestler.
This is how he got the name we know him by now
HUNT-A-HEARSE HELMSLEY
posted by Blair at 10:56 AM
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