Bye my old friend, you have served me well!

Well its finally happened, on saturday i shaved my beard off, some people said it wasnt a beard, it was fluff (Like their are some Absured rules about what qualifies a beard).
It started of as an experiment of my own lazyness.

Good bye my old Matted friend.

May you cling to the faces of the dead in the afterlife!

Its about time people gave pirates a break, they are human to! 

They're packed full of Wit! 

Alan Partridge Style Pitch #1

Gary Hanson is a young punk whos life is going knowhere fast, hes the school wierdo who has fallen for the prom queen. Stupidly he challenged the High School Quaterback to a Race in which the winner takes the hand of Said Girl.

The only problem is the car Gary claims to have does not exist.
This is a Light-Hearted insight into high school life.

Title: GONE IN CHINNY RECONS